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Question of
This is the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do in my entire life…
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This is the worst day I’ve ever had.
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I haven’t had a very hard life.
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I just want to go home.
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This is worse than Here Comes Treble splitting.
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Question of
We’re getting married at Schrute farms, no matter what. I have looked at 12 venues. I have lost 8 deposits. And I have seen Angela naked zero times…
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Time is ticking.
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I refuse to wait any longer.
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Married life feels like it’s already begun.
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I am not losing another deposit.
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Question of
Big Tuna is a super ambitious guy, you know, cut your throat to get ahead type of guy. But, I mean, I’m not threatened by him…
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I went to Cornell.
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I’ve worked here for longer.
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I’m super close to the boss.
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He keeps trying to distract me but it’s not working.
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Question of
There are two things that I am passionate about…
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Family and Cornell.
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Music and women.
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Paper and people.
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Recycling and revenge.
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Question of
Five of us transferred from Stamford. There’s two of us left. Me and Karen. It’s like we’re touring Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory and dropping off one by one. Well, guess what?
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I won’t be turning into a blueberry.
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I’m now an oompa-loompa.
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I’m not falling in a chocolate river.
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I’m Charlie.
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Question of
If you say anything, so help me God, I’ll break off the temples of your glasses and…
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shove them in the paper shredder.
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stick them in your eye sockets.
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force them up your nose.
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push them through your ears.
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Question of
Hit about 1,200 balls last night in preparation for today, so hands are a little tender. It’s actually not funny at all…
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It’s incredibly painful.
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I’m in agony.
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I regret practising at all.
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I’d rather lose the client.
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Question of
You give me a gift, bam! Thank you note. You invite me somewhere, pow! RSVP. You do me a favor, wham! Favor returned…
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I’m such a nice guy.
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It’s what I do best.
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Do not test my politeness.
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I always win this game.
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Question of
I am single now. What we have here is the ultimate smackdown between the Nard-Dog and crippling despair, loneliness, and depression…
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It’s a battle I’ve fought before.
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I intend to win.
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The Nard-Dog will be back better than ever.
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I might get a new haircut for the occasion.
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Question of
Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them…
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Just ask Here Comes Treble.
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I was known as the champion at Cornell.
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Or he quits them because they’re unfair.
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Unless it’s against my father.
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