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QUIZ: Can You Finish The Andy Bernard Quote?

  • Question of

    This is the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do in my entire life…

    Andy with jazz hands
    • This is the worst day I’ve ever had.
    • I haven’t had a very hard life.
    • I just want to go home.
    • This is worse than Here Comes Treble splitting.
  • Question of

    We’re getting married at Schrute farms, no matter what. I have looked at 12 venues. I have lost 8 deposits. And I have seen Angela naked zero times…

    Andy and angela in the office
    • Time is ticking.
    • I refuse to wait any longer.
    • Married life feels like it’s already begun.
    • I am not losing another deposit.
  • Question of

    Big Tuna is a super ambitious guy, you know, cut your throat to get ahead type of guy. But, I mean, I’m not threatened by him…

    Andy and jim in the office
    • I went to Cornell.
    • I’ve worked here for longer.
    • I’m super close to the boss.
    • He keeps trying to distract me but it’s not working.
  • Question of

    There are two things that I am passionate about…

    Andy looking sad
    • Family and Cornell.
    • Music and women.
    • Paper and people.
    • Recycling and revenge.
  • Question of

    Five of us transferred from Stamford. There’s two of us left. Me and Karen. It’s like we’re touring Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory and dropping off one by one. Well, guess what?

    Andy reading cornell magazine
    • I won’t be turning into a blueberry.
    • I’m now an oompa-loompa.
    • I’m not falling in a chocolate river.
    • I’m Charlie.
  • Question of

    If you say anything, so help me God, I’ll break off the temples of your glasses and…

    Andy, dwight and jim in the office
    • shove them in the paper shredder.
    • stick them in your eye sockets.
    • force them up your nose.
    • push them through your ears.
  • Question of

    Hit about 1,200 balls last night in preparation for today, so hands are a little tender. It’s actually not funny at all…

    Andy with long hair
    • It’s incredibly painful.
    • I’m in agony.
    • I regret practising at all.
    • I’d rather lose the client.
  • Question of

    You give me a gift, bam! Thank you note. You invite me somewhere, pow! RSVP. You do me a favor, wham! Favor returned…

    Andy holding up a piece of paper
    • I’m such a nice guy.
    • It’s what I do best.
    • Do not test my politeness.
    • I always win this game.
  • Question of

    I am single now. What we have here is the ultimate smackdown between the Nard-Dog and crippling despair, loneliness, and depression…

    Andy and angela
    • It’s a battle I’ve fought before.
    • I intend to win.
    • The Nard-Dog will be back better than ever.
    • I might get a new haircut for the occasion.
  • Question of

    Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them…

    Andy dressed as George Michael
    • Just ask Here Comes Treble.
    • I was known as the champion at Cornell.
    • Or he quits them because they’re unfair.
    • Unless it’s against my father.