QUIZ: Can You Finish The Darryl Philbin Quote?

Darryl's talking head
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Darryl Philbin is a fan favorite of many Office lovers. The warehouse worker starts as a small character, showing us one of the best developments of the whole comedy. But how well do you know Darryl? Test your knowledge with our quote quiz!

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  • Question of

    I’ve got nothing against strip clubs, but I do have something against them at noon on a Monday. The day shift at a strip club?

    Darryl, kevin, kelly, creed and andy singing a song
    • It should be banned.
    • Once was enough.
    • It’s a new low.
    • You can’t unsee that.
  • Question of

    I gave up a lot of weekends because I thought it’d be good for my daughter to see a black man as president. Even in a silly home movie…

    Darryl on the phone
    • What a stupid waste of time.
    • I didn’t think it through.
    • I wish I could have seen the movie before everyone else.
    • Damn you, Obama!
  • Question of

    This seems like the kind of thing white people…

    Darryl holding an ipod up
    • with a criminal record do.
    • with dreadlocks do.
    • with fake teeth do.
    • with lots of money do.
  • Question of

    I wanted to leave quietly. It seemed dignified. But having Kevin grind up on my front while Erin pretends to hump me from behind is a more accurate tribute to my years here…

    Darrly, jim, pam and erin dancing
    • I’m gonna miss these guys.
    • I would’t haven’t changed it for the world.
    • It’s the people that make Dunder Mifflin.
    • I’m trying to no regret my decision to leave.
  • Question of

    It’s all about finding ways to make yourself more efficient. Life hacking, baby. This morning, I brushed my teeth in the shower. Saved my self 90 seconds…

    Darryl and andy chatting
    • It makes me feel like I’ve accomplished something.
    • I’m really enjoying how quickly I can get these tasks done.
    • Which I just used to explain this to you.
    • You should try it.
  • Question of

    Mike gave me a list of his top ten Springsteen songs. Three of them were Huey Lewis and the News. One was Tracy Chapman, Fast Car. And my personal favorite…

    Michael and Darryl
    • Piano Man
    • Blowin’ in the Wind
    • You’ve got a friend in me.
    • Short People
  • Question of

    I convinced Val to breakup with me. Here’s how you do it. You say, “What are you gonna do, breakup with me?” Like it’s a joke…

    Darryl and roy
    • and then you avoid all their calls.
    • and then you gain a lot of weight.
    • and then they agree.
    • and then you pretend to cry.
  • Question of

    The guys did invite me out to celebrate but I decided to just stay home…

    Darryl and Jim
    • Eat a bunch of tacos in my basement.
    • I binge watched the Sopranos.
    • I’m trying to lose a little weight.
    • I got into a fight last time I went out.
  • Question of

    Baby, if you’re watching this, you’re not chubby, you’re beautiful. Daddy’s just got to sell some cookies…

    Darryl looking happy
    • And we’re also gonna exercise more.
    • I’ve sold a lot of boxes so far.
    • Let’s try not eat them all.
    • I can’t keep buying the stock for us.
  • Question of

    It’s like she only wants to hook up when Ryan comes around. It’s gotten to the point where…

    Darryl, oscar and kevin dancing
    • I want him to magically appear.
    • I look out for Ryan myself.
    • I get excited every time I see that little dude walk through the door.
    • I need Ryan nearby to get my freak on.