QUIZ: Can You Finish The Jake Pertalta Quote?

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Our favorite detective from Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Jake Peralta has plenty of amazing sayings in the comedy, and of course, his classic catchphrases. But could you finish some of his best quotes? Take our quiz to test your knowledge on Jake!

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  • Question of

    I am straight-up depressed. Amy’s been doing her best to cheer me up. She gave me this sticker this morning just for…

    Jake and amy
    • making coffee.
    • waking up.
    • going to work.
    • brushing my teeth.
  • Question of

    This is New York. It’s never obvious where the bathroom is. I once had an apartment where the toilet was literally…

    jake peralta
    • next to the bed.
    • across the road.
    • in the refrigerator.
    • in the corridor.
  • Question of

    Okay, don’t shoot! That’s how people…

    the b99 cast singing
    • get shot.
    • get hurt.
    • die.
    • bleed.
  • Question of

    Captain, hey! Welcome to the…

    Jake perlalta
    • mad house.
    • crime scene.
    • crazy house.
    • murder.
  • Question of

    You’re kind, and you’re funny, and you’re the best person I know, and the best detective. Also, for reals, I love your…

    Jake and amy
    • butt.
    • boobs.
    • smile.
    • hair.
  • Question of

    Ooh, someone’s in trouble. It’s me…

    jake peralta
    • I’m an idiot.
    • I don’t know why I did that.
    • I did not see that coming.
    • I’m in trouble.
  • Question of

    I will stop at nothing to get that trophy. I will shoot you all in the face if I have to…

    jake and amy
    • Let’s go!
    • Team spirit!
    • Come on guys!
    • Go team!
  • Question of

    I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone. Except when it comes to sex…

    jake and boyle
    • Actually, sometimes including sex.
    • That’s where my best work comes into play.
    • I’m an animal in the sheets.
    • Amy knows.
  • Question of

    The doctor said all my bleeding was internal…

    Jake from b99
    • That’s some good news anyway.
    • That’s where the blood’s supposed to be.
    • But what does the doctor know?
    • I’m lucky to be alive.
  • Question of

    I corrected your grammar! Are you so proud of me? Are you horrified?

    jake and rosa from b99
    • Look at me go!
    • Am I the best?
    • Are you super horny?
    • Am I amazing?