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QUIZ: Can You Finish The Jake Pertalta Quote?

  • Question of

    I am straight-up depressed. Amy’s been doing her best to cheer me up. She gave me this sticker this morning just for…

    Jake and amy
    • making coffee.
    • waking up.
    • going to work.
    • brushing my teeth.
  • Question of

    This is New York. It’s never obvious where the bathroom is. I once had an apartment where the toilet was literally…

    jake peralta
    • next to the bed.
    • across the road.
    • in the refrigerator.
    • in the corridor.
  • Question of

    Okay, don’t shoot! That’s how people…

    the b99 cast singing
    • get shot.
    • get hurt.
    • die.
    • bleed.
  • Question of

    Captain, hey! Welcome to the…

    Jake perlalta
    • mad house.
    • crime scene.
    • crazy house.
    • murder.
  • Question of

    You’re kind, and you’re funny, and you’re the best person I know, and the best detective. Also, for reals, I love your…

    Jake and amy
    • butt.
    • boobs.
    • smile.
    • hair.
  • Question of

    Ooh, someone’s in trouble. It’s me…

    jake peralta
    • I’m an idiot.
    • I don’t know why I did that.
    • I did not see that coming.
    • I’m in trouble.
  • Question of

    I will stop at nothing to get that trophy. I will shoot you all in the face if I have to…

    jake and amy
    • Let’s go!
    • Team spirit!
    • Come on guys!
    • Go team!
  • Question of

    I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone. Except when it comes to sex…

    jake and boyle
    • Actually, sometimes including sex.
    • That’s where my best work comes into play.
    • I’m an animal in the sheets.
    • Amy knows.
  • Question of

    The doctor said all my bleeding was internal…

    Jake from b99
    • That’s some good news anyway.
    • That’s where the blood’s supposed to be.
    • But what does the doctor know?
    • I’m lucky to be alive.
  • Question of

    I corrected your grammar! Are you so proud of me? Are you horrified?

    jake and rosa from b99
    • Look at me go!
    • Am I the best?
    • Are you super horny?
    • Am I amazing?