QUIZ: Can You Finish The Michael Scott Quote?

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The man, the legend, the best boss in the world. We can all agree that The Office wouldn’t be the same without Michael Scott. But can you finish some of his famous quotes? Test your knowledge with our quiz!

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  • Question of

    I actually don’t understand deathbeds. I mean…

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    • they would be so uncomfortable
    • who would buy that?
    • who would want one?
    • why do you need one?
  • Question of

    Ryan told me to always tell a woman you work in…

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    • HR
    • Marketing
    • Finance
    • Sales
  • Question of

    Am I going to tell them? No, I’m not going to tell them. I don’t see the point of that. As a doctor, you would not tell a patient if they had…

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    • Cancer
    • AIDS
    • A stroke
    • Dementia
  • Question of

    Why does society force us to use urinals, when sitting down is far more…

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    • Efficient
    • Pleasant
    • Logical
    • Comfortable
  • Question of

    I tried to talk to Toby and be his friend, but that is like trying to be friends with an evil…

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    • Tortoise
    • Sloth
    • Snail
    • Panda
  • Question of

    My whole life I believed that America was number one, that was the saying. Not America is number two. England is number two. China should be like…

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    • Seven
    • Eight
    • Nine
    • Ten
  • Question of

    You should sell a lot here because this branch made over $1 million last year. Not that we’re all millionaires…

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    • I’ll get there first though.
    • I’m not far off.
    • I’d give it another year.
    • I’m probably closest.
  • Question of

    Well, apparently, in the medicine community, “negative” means “good,” which makes absolutely no sense. In the real world community that would be…

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    • Chaos
    • Carnage
    • Stupid
    • Crazy
  • Question of

    Boss is just slang for…

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    • everybody’s friend
    • jerk in charge
    • captain of the ship
    • a shoulder to cry on
  • Question of

    Packer and I once spent a whole day with our pants off. And when people noticed…

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    • we would flash them
    • we would do a little dance
    • we convinced them that they were crazy
    • we would run around like little girls