QUIZ: Which Episode is This Iconic Quote From in The Office?

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The Office has too many amazing quotes to count. From Michael’s mistakes to Dwight’s life lesson, every episode has an iconic line. But do you think you could correctly answer which iconic quote matches the episode? Test your knowledge here!


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  • Question of

    Michael – Why can’t boys play with dolls? Why does society force us to use urinals, when sitting down is far more comfortable?

    Holly and Pam talking
    • Drug Testing
    • The Secret
    • Boys and Girls
    • The Client
  • Question of

    Kevin – Angela’s cats are cute. So cute that you just want to eat them. But you can’t eat cats. You can’t eat cats, Kevin.

    Dwight and andy chatting
    • New Guys
    • Here Comes Treble
    • The Target
    • Roy’s Wedding
  • Question of

    Dwight –  I am fast. To give you a reference point, I’m somewhere between a snake and a mongoose. And a panther.

    The office talking
    • Ben Franklin
    • Branch Closing
    • The Return
    • The Merger
  • Question of

    Pam – When Michael’s skirting a phone call, he gave me a list of places to say he is. “Stopping a fight in the parking lot.” “An Obama fashion show.” Whatever that is. Or “Trapped in an oil painting.” I’m gonna save that one.

    Andy's play episode
    • The Duel
    • Blood Drive
    • New Boss
    • Golden Ticket
  • Question of

    Michael – And if I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.

    Pam, Michael and ryan in the office
    • The Cover-Up
    • The Chump
    • The Whistleblower
    • Body Language
  • Question of

    Jim – Some events are so news worthy, so historic, that you have to stop everything to watch. Balloon Boy, Michael Jackson’s funeral. Things that if you didn’t see them live, you wouldn’t really care that you didn’t see them at all.

    Michael and toby
    • Viewing Party
    • The Seminar
    • Ultimatum
    • The Sting
  • Question of

    Creed – I never forget a number. Names? In one ear and out the other. Places? Nope. Faces? That’s rich. But, numbers? I have a gift. I guess that’s why I’m an accountant.

    The wedding dance
    • Promos
    • Paper Airplane
    • The Farm
    • Moving On
  • Question of

    Stanley – I came up with a new thing this summer. I act like I’m telling someone how to do somethin’. I go on with a long description and then I say, “and shove it up your butt.”

    Charles and dwight in the office
    • The List
    • The Incentive
    • Lotto
    • Garden Party
  • Question of

    Michael – Depression? Isn’t that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?

    Basketball episode in The Office
    • Cocktails
    • The Negotiation
    • Safety Training
    • Product Recall
  • Question of

    Erin – I never really thought much about being more than a receptionist. But, why? Because I happened to answer help wanted ad to be a receptionist? I mean, what if the ad had been for a CEO? Or for a brain surgeon?

    Michael with the IT guy
    • Roy’s Wedding
    • The Boat
    • The Whale
    • Lice