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Who said it – Hitchcock or Scully? (HARD)

Hitchcock and scully drinking and eating a lot of food

Possibly the two most similar characters to ever appear in a television show – Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are less similar than these two. But would you be able to tell who says what in this quote quiz? We must warn you, it’s a hard one. These two essentially share the same brain…

  • Question of

    If we’re away from our desks for too long, they’ll update our computers and we’ll lose Minesweeper.

    • Hitchcock
      Hitchcock
    • Scully
      Scully
  • Question of

    I didn’t even fart once. You’re right. I can hold it.

    • Hitchcock
      Hitchcock
    • Scully
      Scully
  • Question of

    Human hair is indistinguishable from badger fur.

    • Hitchcock
      Hitchcock
    • Scully
      Scully
  • Question of

    Take me to the land of vending machines.

    • Hitchcock
      Hitchcock
    • Scully
      Scully
  • Question of

    I’ve been called the Leonardo da Vinci of sitting on my ass.

    • Hitchcock
      Hitchcock
    • Scully
      Scully
  • Question of

    I accidentally smiled at you last week and you shined a laser pointer in to my eye and screamed “Perv!”

    • Hitchcock
      Hitchcock
    • Scully
      Scully
  • Question of

    The only thing holding us back is society.

    • Hitchcock
      Hitchcock
    • Scully
      Scully
  • Question of

    Well, I’m sorry, but I refuse to mask my natural musk with a bunch of chemicals.

    • Hitchcock
      Hitchcock
    • Scully
      Scully
  • Question of

    What are we supposed to dip our strawberries in? Our nacho cheese fountain? That’s crazy.

    • Hitchcock
      Hitchcock
    • Scully
      Scully
  • Question of

    Can’t spill food on your shirt if you’re not wearing one.

    • Hitchcock
      Hitchcock
    • Scully
      Scully
  • Question of

    I met my wife at an orgy. Well, she was leaving an orgy, and we bumped into each other on the street. Real meet cute.

    • Hitchcock
      Hitchcock
    • Scully
      Scully
  • Question of

    Hi, there. I’d like to humiliate some hussies, and I’m in a hurry.

    • Hitchcock
      Hitchcock
    • Scully
      Scully